This is just a reminder to the selfish idiots out there who think it might be a good idea to invest in a living, feeling, four-legged being as a Christmas present for their offspring or partner, only to realise a few days later that they don't always follow orders, they need training, they do crap and wee, eat through your wires, require regular feeding and walking, innoculations and insurance, thereby coming to the conclusion, based on their laziness, lack of intellect, ignorance or combination of all three, that the best thing to do is to dump it somewhere.
We used to have dog licences in this country. Whatever happened to those? Even though any idiot can spread his seed, then brain-wash and pollute the minds of his/her offspring, oft scarring them for life, at least we used to have control over which degenerates can control the lives of potentially lethal domesticated wolves. But no more.
And whilst we're on the subject, there are no bad dogs, just bad owners. Treat your dog like a pile of crap, expect it to treat the rest of us like it. Dogs are not weapons or accessories! I should know that - I was told my cocker spaniel would be a pussy magnet, but most people tend to ignore me entirely and just talk to the mutt... how rude!
Don't buy a dog on a whim or as a present. Think about it, get all relevant people involved and take your role and responsibility as pack leader seriously. Otherwise, don't bother. If you know you're a fuck-wit, just be concerned with how you are afflicting yourself on the rest of the human race, don't spread it to other species too!
Thanks for listening.
Here's a little video of my dog in the park, just to remind you what regularly comes out of dogs, in case you weren't too sure. Enjoy!