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Thursday, 7 July 2011

Conversations with an Over-Eater: Part 1

So, someone who is a self-confessed 'competitive eater' thinks the 'V' lines above my pelvis (as he saw in the below picture) are a bit weird: "And what's that weird ridge on your body above your legs? Are they bones?! Freaky!"

    • Neil Thomas HA! Odd.
      17 hours ago · 

    • Johnny Anglais 
      Here's the rest of the convo. For anonymity's sake, we shall call the other person Peter:
      JA: They're very common on people who are in good shape
      Its know as the 'v' line

      PETER: Weird, 'v' line! Ok, that the look you were aiming for or was it an accident?

      JA: Its called anatomy
      If you lost a few (ok, a lot) of pounds, you will discover you own a pair too

      PETER: I enjoy my body, no need to look like an armor plated armadillo here. you must be pretty vain. But that's ok, go for it man! I do.

      JA: Well, you only live once. I am vain. Sure thing. Its not the only thing I am, but its one of them. I also consider that I'm a fairly intelligent person, I can be kind, polite and generous. I also like to have sex and to feel sexy. Looking good makes me feel sexy and, whether its shallow or not, helps me get more attention from those whose attention I seek. I may not agree with the system, but I'm a playing it for what I can before I die.
      You choose over-eating and abusing your body and looking the way you, all power to you. But don't criticise me for the choices I make.

      PETER: I take a lot of pleasure in what I do but don't consider it abuse, just playing a sport and indulging my 'gluttony' (an old fashioned term). I believe your gym bunny lifestyle to be somewhat outmoded at this stage. You muscle boys are on the decline. There are other ways to be healthy, like me, and eat, get fat!

      JA: Fine. Good luck with that.

      16 hours ago ·  ·  2 people

    • Jay Kainth LOOOL you destroyed him, what a pillark that guy was
      16 hours ago · 

    • Mark Johnson Funny as hell. Good on ya bud
      16 hours ago · 

    • Neil Thomas I'm 'PETER', stand by it all. No shame!
      16 hours ago · 

    • Johnny Anglais I just liked 'PETER' coz it reminded me of Peter Griffin. Not too sure why he came to mind. Hmmmm....
      16 hours ago · 

    • Neil Thomas HA, a comedian. As well as, that other stuff ya do.
      16 hours ago · 

    • Louise Marshall that guy must obviously be an alien.strange.x
      16 hours ago · 

    • Johnny Anglais Well, you can ask him yourself. He is one line above you.
      16 hours ago · 

    • Neil Thomas It's true, men are from Mars.
      16 hours ago · 

    • Louise Marshall as well as the other stuff he does?? me thinks you are a bit of a judgemental tool mr thomas
      16 hours ago · 

    • Frederick Rothe III I wish I could look like you! But the work! I do like walking, however, that I don't mind.
      16 hours ago · 

    • Neil Thomas Not me, with being heavier. Bad on the knees.
      16 hours ago · 

    • Jon Perfect I wish i could get that V line!!
      16 hours ago · 

    • Neil Thomas That v line looks Skeletor-ific!
      12 hours ago · 

    • Johnny Anglais Welcome to our bodies, Neil. Beneath the skin there is a skeleton.
      12 hours ago ·  ·  1 person

    • Neil Thomas Wow, skeletons, that's... sexy?
      12 hours ago · 

    • Johnny Anglais Didn't think you cared about being 'sexy'. Over-eating is the goal. Anything else, including your health, just comes secondary to that.
      12 hours ago · 

    • Neil Thomas What can I say, I'm pretty handsome. That mug get's me by ok!
      12 hours ago · 

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