Conversations with a Swede

Let me share with you a little Facebook conversation with a guy named 'Johansson':

Thinking I may get more sense out of this chap!

Stefan Johansson

Not Swedish Johnny - 100% British and VERY proud of it!

11 hours ago ·  ·  · See friendship

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    Johnny Anglais Well, unless you changed your name by deed poll, you are undoubtedly the descendant of Scandinavian immigrants. Not that that negates you from an opinion on the current state of immigration in this country. Just an interesting factor to bear in mind.
    

    11 hours ago · 
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    Stefan Johansson Am reading your comments and will respond to your assumption of that l am possibly connnected to Scandinavian immigrants after! Watched your videod comments on pornography - funny, intelligent - witty...........but lm still sitting on the fence!
    

    11 hours ago · 
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    Johnny Anglais 
    

    You have already told me you are. JOnas Offrell was Swedish. Just as long as we have that established. You are descended from a Swede. You are descended from an immigrant that arrived within the last 200 years. Just want to get that straight. Just want to get that out in the open. I mean, my family aren't, but hey, thats just me. Doesn't make me any better or worse, although, in my opinion, makes my family history a lot more boring. So there we go, Mr. Johansson, descendant of a Swedish immigrant. Its just a shame that Swedish immigrants can't be indentified by the colour of their skin, isn't it? Such a shame. Because then we would KNOW that they were descended from immigrants. Then we could single them out for racist abuse, stereotyping and bigotry, you sex-indugling, socialist-thinking, tax-loving, blond-haired, horn-hatted, Swedes! Such a shame we can't do that! But the black guy whose family came over 2-300 years ago as slaves and forced to work in Bristol or Liverpool for the slave-owner's family, well, he's still black. Makes it much easier to identify him. Thank GOD for that!!!! At least I know when I'm being racist, I got the right guy!!! But you Swedes, its like you're in disguise or something! You just can't be sure. But you're still immigrants, aren't you? You stlil come from somewhere else, don't you? Or is Sweden a county of England? Oh no, that's Swindon, its a town in Wiltshire, I always get those two confused. Swindon, Sweden. Hey, I know which one I'd rather live in. In fact, why on Earth are you still living here? With a higher standard of living, far superior health and education systems and plenty of benefits for the lazy indigenous, I would've though you'd be wanting to return toy our Swedish homeland! Its very easy, its part of the European Union, so you can just go and live there, you have the right - just one of the many benefits of being a member of the EU. And its ok, you won't be a target of racist attacks by the Swedish neo-nazis like many of the other 10% of the Swedish population who are immigrant, because you are white. Racists are pretty stupid, they find it hard to tell who is an immigrant unless you wear different skin to them. But hey, you're Swedish anyway, so what am I saying??? They'd welcome you in with open arms! Except for the fact that you don't speak Swedish. Its ok, do what every other Brit does, shout at them in slow English. Works every time. Best of luck!

    
    

    3 hours ago · 
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    Johnny Anglais Also, still trying to understand the connection of, Jonas Offrell, who was born and died in Sweden and had five children, all born in Sweden, is a Great uncle, but your last name is 'Johansson'. Talk me through that one.
    

    3 hours ago · 
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    Johnny Anglais And if someone of that generation was your relative, which would have to be a grandparent, seeing as your last name is 'Johansson', it would mean that you were at least 6.25% foreign, thereby, in fact, making you only 93.75% British.
    

    3 hours ago ·