New Year's Scrooge?

So Big Ben struck midnight a few minutes ago, hailing in yet another new year.
Of course, I celebrated it in the fashion that the event deserves.  By doing absolutely nothing.  In fact, while Big Ben was busy droning on, I was fixated to Channel 5's riveting documentary, 'The World's Most Dangerous Airports'.
The truth is that New Year's Eve is the one night of the year when I most definitely do NOT want to be out on the town.
New Years Eve means absolutely nothing to me.  Its just another day, like any other.  So the year gets another digit added.  Bully for the year!
I'm beginning to suspect that both Christmas Day and New Year's Eve must be the inventions of a brilliant entrepreneur of the likes of Sugar or Trump.  
Going out on New Year's Eve is like walking around the centre of any large city with a bag of money wide open and a sign saying, "Free Money!".  I'm not going to allow the bars and clubs of this great city to rape me and take advantage of me when essentially the only thing that has changed is a number.  I give a big birdie to them all by doing nothing.
So its dangerous airports, tidying my office and writing this blog - that's how I'm celebrating the arrival of 2011.
And a very Happy New Year to you all too! x

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Confessions of an X-Rated Teacher - Episode 6

So, I get bored sometimes when I'm driving in the car.  And, ok, sometimes I video myself when I'm driving.  And, well, sometimes I listen to Bollywood music in the car.  And sometimes, if I know the words, I sing along.
Well, here's the result!

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Popcorn @ Heaven has its Christmas Party

So, its two days late, but Monday night's Popcorn event at London's Heaven Nightclub took Christmas to a whole new level!
I joined the very talented dancing team firstly dressed as Santa Claus, with a rather rude surprise hidden down his pants.  Then an impromptu pole dance as part of the laser and light display that, I have to say, looked absolutely stunning (the laser and lights, that is, not my pole dancing).  And finally I was tight to poles and subjected to the whims of the resident Dominatrix - just like a normal Christmas round mine!
Plus there was a special PA from House singer, Marcella Woods and DJing from her brother, Michael Woods.
Here's a few pics from the night:

Confessions of an X-Rated Teacher - Episode 5

In the most exciting episode yet, I travel from Belfast to Madrid to take part in a live national television show including a live interview (in Spanish) and a live striptease.

'Desire Pour Homme' launch party at Shadowlounge

As the official model for their launch party, men's sex toy company, 'Desire Pour Homme', joined with the crew XXXmas at London's Shadowlounge and a crowd of sexy mid-week party revellers to really kick their exciting business concept off to a great start!

Desire Pour Homme on facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000805291342
http://www.desirepourhomme.co.uk/

Mirrorballs / Lovechild @ Fire event

Another exciting event where I was asked to perform a striptease as well as be one of the dancers.  A fun night and success for all involved.

Plus article in QX Magazine!

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